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Thursday, November 18, 2004

AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.....

I looked at my counter today and it said that 32 people came to see me yesterday....
I was like WHAT? I haven't had hits like that since I stared my blog and wrote stuff like "How to give a good blow jobs".... So I was pretty happy about that...I looked to see exactly who was coming to read my shat when to my surprise....34 people have goggled me...With the words Eminem,Lannie,Hailie,and names from the new Eminem CD...
Fuck! Noone is coming to see me they're just looking for Eminem lyrics!
But I guess I'll just pretend that they are reading me and that I am special because it makes me feel better....

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Sunday once again!

You know what that means boys and girls...
Keep your jammies on and curl up on the couch....
Cause football is on and it's gonna be another day of glory for the Steelers...
Ok I guess I should talk shit before they play because if they lose angainst Cleveland IM gonna fuckin freak....They've come too far stomping on Philly and New England to lose to a bunch of bums like Clev...I have respect for most of the teams in the league except for the week they play my team........

Have a great day watching football!

Friday, November 12, 2004

I had a bath after I got home from writing a test that I am afraid I might have failed....It was hot and very relaxing.....Laying there in the bath it felt like heaven....My mind stared to wander and I began to think how nice it would be to be touched at that moment..I want to be touched on my legs and my arms and my breast and my pussy....Soft and slow...Then hard and fast......I wanted to be kissed....kissed like they ment it! Ofcourse I could always just take care of this urge myself...I usually do when no one is around....Like last night when the house was empty I went for a walk to the store...While I was at the store I seen a wide variety of porn for sale acrossed the shelf above the magazines... So I decided to take a look and see what kind of selection there was for me to purchase...And to my surprise when I got home...I realized that I made a very good choice....My movie started out with a girl in a skimpy outfit...Telling me what she wanted done to her...So I listened....She asked me if I liked her pussy...I said "It's ok..I've seen better...But she still smiled and asked me if I liked her tight asshole....I told her that I thought her ass was nice and very tight for a porn star....She continued to smile and asked me If I wanted to stick my hard cock in her wet pussy.... I was going to explain that I didn't have a hard cock to put into her wet pussy...But I didn't bother because I just wanted to get off and what ever she says goes....So I began to watch her as she began to suck off some random guy who appeared out of nowhere...I turned my vibrator on and began to take part in the sexual tention that was taking place in my living room....I can never last long when I watch the porn....By the time he stuck it in her ass I was holding off the erge to cum as badly as I could....Before you knew it I have came and the little slut on the television just isn't as appealing as she was a few minutes ago...So i turned the movie off to answer the door for the Chinese delivery guy.....

Sunday, November 07, 2004

A blast from the past...Just for you! (Oops)

Sparkles was having her kittens. It was the neatest thing for two 5 year old girls to experience.
The kittens were so small and so cute. There were 4 born that day.
Courtney,with long blond hair and green eyes tall and thick, and Amber,with dark brown hair, brown eyes, short and petite, had promised they would always take good care of their gifts from sparkles.

Two weeks later thoughs kittens were getting so big. The girls noticed that the mother was always licking the kittens. The girls thought it would be a good idea to give the kittens a bath and get rid of that yucky spit the mother was always leaving all over them. So Courtney grabbed two kittens and Amber grabbed two kittens as they walked down to the bathroom.
Courtney turned on the water and ran the bath. Amber got the shampoo ready. The kittens seemed to be very happy the moment the girls placed them in the water. All mewing together and jumping around. Amber poured the shampoo onto each of the kittens and rubbed it in well all over their heads and tails. Before the bath was finished the kittens were all very quite and still. They were so exhausted from the bath they all fell asleep. Only a few suds remained on the kittens when Courtney and Amber removed them from the tub. Rolling the kittens into the towels, they still slept silently with there limp bodies flopping around. Courtney and Amber thought they should put the kittens straight to bed so they could get a good nap in . So they tucked the kittens into Courtney's bed under the covers. Good night kitties. Courtney and Amber went outside to play while the kittens napped.
after about 25 minutes of playing outside Courtney heard her mother scream from in the house. Both girls ran inside to see what the matter could have been. They found Courtney's mother in in her room with the sleeping kittens.
"What did you do?" Said courtney's mother.
"We gave the kittens and bath." Said Courtney, confused as to why her mother was so angry.
"Well Courtney...". Her mother said in a now calmer tone.
These kittens are going to have to live in the backyard now.

Listen!

Ok...I'm getting really sick of my blog song...
The only problem is that I cant change it...
But...There is someone really special out there who can...
Help me Cbeck!!!!

Another Sunday...
Another kick ass weekend watching the Steelers stomp on their opponents!
Two weeks back it was Dallas vs Pitts, last week it was New England vs Pitts, and this wonderful week I had the pleasure to see Pitts stomp on Philly.
don't get me wrong, I love Philly, they are a great team and I enjoy watching them win....But when it comes to Pitts vs Philly....Nothing can satisfy me better then watching Philly get stomped!
Can you fucking believe the Bus rushed for almost 2 hundred yards!...It was 145 yards last time I seen so IM guessing that he tore it up a bit more after that...
It took three years but I am hoping the Bus is recovered and is back to tare it up one more time! OHHHH YAAAA!
I guess the patriots aren't unbeatable after all!
Tom Brady...Who's the mother fuckin MAN?!!!!
It's sad to say but the best thing Pittsburgh ever did was get rid of Maddox...
I liked Tommy but he just wasn't bring it....
It's a good year once again for the Steelers and it's about fucking time!
See you in the playoffs baby!

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

When I was a child my dad would rob places for a living...
He was wanted by the police in Ontario so we had to move out of the Provence immediately...
I can remember like it was yesterday when my parents took me down into the basement at my aunt janices house on New years eve to tell me that they were taking me away from my family (Grandmother, Aunts and Uncles) And moving me out West to Alberta.
Well that wasn't exactly how they put it but that was what I heard...
I can remember walking threw the airport with my mom, my Grandmother, my sister and my Aunt Denise... My father was meeting us there because he couldn't take an airplane and chance getting caught by the police. As my mom, sister and I started to walk threw the boarding gate to get on to the plane I can remember looking back at my Grandmother with tears in my eyes wishing I could stay.

A few months down the road we were in Calgary Alberta living our new life.
Since my father was wanted by the police he had to change his name...So he changed it from Ted ***** to Gary belcko...So when ever he got pulled over by the police he would ask me and my sister who was about 4 at the time "Now what's daddies name girls?" We would say Gary Belcko daddy.
Sooner or later every thief gets caught...He was arrested in Edmoton and held in a police station holding cell naked for 30 days, with no shower or phone calls and barely any food..No one knew where he was...By the time my mother found out where he was and threatened to sue the station, my father had confessed to every robbery committed in Alberta that might have been done by him in the last two years we had been there. Because my father was not a violent offender, he never used guns, he only committed perswation robbery, he got 5 years max.
And the rest is history!
WHATEVER?

SOME ONE SAID TO ME.....I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE VOTE FOR BUSH...

WELL I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT AND THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS....


People vote for Bush because they are afraid of change.
Kerry would ruin Canada's economy...By not buying our meat, this would devastated the West, and by raising taxes to lower Americas debts which will lower our dollar that hasn't been this high in years, and also by not allowing American factories to produce their products in Canada anymore...thus causing job shortages in Canada. So Bush isn't a bad thing really for Canada but I don't care cause I hate him and he makes me want to vomit!
As to why Americans have voted for bush... You got me!
They are only fucking themselves...Killing them selves..And their families...So good luck to you America!

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

The fab 5?

Well the Fab 5 is falling apart...But still them!
with clinical and everyone having there own personal lives we've all just strayed apart...When we have class together it's like it never changed but afterward we go our separate ways....Thanks guys anyway for making this year of school as great as it was! We will allway have the fall hahaahaha!
Shummamuclayda aka Amber
Shananah aka Carly
Shaniquwah aka Jen
Shaqueefah aka Krista
and the man him self....
Shaft aka Eddie

and together we made the Fab five...He's our pimp and were his bitches!

LOVE YA'S!!!!

Turn your self around..And come on home!

I dated this guy for three years...I loved him so!
His name was Brandon ..We had a baby together...Our baby died a still birth and it was hard on both of us... We broke up 5 months ago about a year after the baby...
When I was 8 months pregnant we broke up for 2 days a he fucked his ex girlfriend on valentines day,with whom he has a child with, who was three at the time. I found out and it broke my heart... We got back together like one week after this took place and moved to Sarnia so I could go to college there...We were there one year then moved to Chatham...One week after we moved into our new place I found out he cheated on me twice, once with his best friends sister on valentines day and with my supervisor at work...I was drunk when I found out and I bit him on the hand and burnt him with my smoke, I tried to grab his dick and pull it off but I was unsuccessful and I also tried to attack him with the broom but once again...I was unsuccessful..I moved out the next day to London and went back to college.
I was soo heart broken and I loved him so much! I tried to call him and he wouldn't talk to me...His family and friends hate me! They are phyco anyway so it doesn't really matter but it still sucked when we were dating cause I wanted to be with him forever and I kissed so much ass but only got disrespect...
Anyway..About a week ago I got a phone call that made my heart pound!
It was him and he loves me still and he wants to spend the rest of his life with me...The biggest mistake he ever made was fucking shit up with me...And he wanted a second chance...Well he started the call just to say what's up and hope I didn't hang up on him...After all I went threw with him I still love him so and it was weird cause two days prior to the call I had just told my friend from Chatham that I still loved him...Needless to say he came here on the weekend and he never left...He ditched his job,friends and family....For a second chance with me...And I am so glad that he did! Cause I love him more then anything!..But if he ever breaks my heart again... I will pull it off forsure this time! All I can say is that if you don't take chances you'll never know what would have happened..Sure I don't trust him as far as I can through him but with hopefully with time he will earn that back.
For the first time in 5 months we both feel normal again....
I love you Brandon!

Watching the election want to barf...I ask myself.." Are people really this stupid?"
Bush is in the lead at 815pm by 17 points..I want to cry..I want to go to the States and scream at people and smack them around! What are you doing to yourselves!...
Oh it may be ok for us Canadians since our dollar hasn't been this high in years since Bush has put you so far in debt from this never ending war...But in the end we we will all suffer of his stupidity!

Dont waste yur breath

Dick Cheney feels responsible for his daughter being a lesbian because growing up, she heard him say 'go f--k yourself' so many times, she finally tried it.
-- Bill Maher

John Kerry is being accused of using bad grammar to appeal to uneducated voters because yesterday he stopped in a store and asked, 'Can I get me a hunting license here?' After hearing about it President Bush said, 'It should be 'Can me get me a hunting license here?
-- Conan OBrien

One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegge

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
-- Texas Guinan

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
-- Larry Hardiman

Half a truth is better than no politics.
-- G. K. Chesterton

"The big hang-up was George Bush wanted to get life lines, you know, so he could call somebody." –-discussing the debate negotiations with Regis Philbin

"If Bush loses, do you think he'll leave? Or do you think he'll just say, 'I don't read the papers'?" --"Daily Show" host Jon Stewart

"A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your commander in chief." --President Bush

"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --President Bush discussing the Iraq war with Chirstian Coalition founder Pat Robertson, when Robertson told him he should prepare the American people for casualties
"This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as the cost of a barrel of crude is a whooping $44.34. Wow, it seems shocking that a product of finite supply gets more expensive the more we use it. ... Now the terror alert means higher oil prices, which oddly enough means higher profits for oil companies giving them more money to give to politicians whose policies may favor the oil companies such as raising the terror alert level. As Simba once told us — it's the circle of life." --Jon Stewart

"Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge made that critical leap from 'be afraid' to 'be very afraid,' raising the terrorist threat level to orange for financial sectors in New York, Washington, D.C., and northern New Jersey. ... Ridge's announcement comes amidst reports he will step down as head of homeland security after the election. Ridge himself has refused to comment on the story, though colleagues say he has often expressed a desire to spend more time at home, scaring his family." --Jon Stewart

And the big convention kickoff. Monday's theme: 'The Kerry-Edwards plan for America's future.' It was a powerful message lacking only Kerry, Edwards, and a plan for America's future. In its stead: dance party!" --Jon Stewart


This post could go on and on...
i could be the post that never ends....sort of like the search for a fit president...

Monday, November 01, 2004

Sometimes.... When you break up with people they tend to go crazy...
They tend to call you freaking out and go on there msn even though there is only one person on it. They call you crying and say scary stuff like "This is fucking horse shit!" and "I'll fucking remember this!"
They tend to make you feel like there going to kill you....Or am I just paranoid?
I am sooo scared!!!!!!

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