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Thursday, June 30, 2005

TROUBLES DOWNLOADING GOOD PORN

I currently have Limewire as my dowldloading provider..
And I gotta tell ya.. Downloading porn is a bitch! No matter what you put in half of it says rape or incest.. It's disgusting.. Cant a girl just find good quality (FREE) porn? I am pissed! And half the shat I do download is like 30 seconds long for fuck sakes! So I mean really.. How do you get good free porn these days?

WOW

I just took a second job and man i am soo tired..
I mean i am a lazy bastard.. And i have to tell my self every morning.
"Get out of bed you lazy bastard. You need this job and it's not like your the only person in the world who has ever worked two jobs.. let alone three."
So then i roll my ass out of bed and go to my peice of shat job..

Thursday, June 23, 2005

So anyway
There's this guy who walks around my town with a long beard and greasy clothes.
We call him Jesus because....He looks like Jesus. He walks around chanting things and giving people the finger... Ahhh he's great...Even tho he scares me a little and if IM walking I will cross the street to avoid talking to him..
Which reminds me of this guy we used to call bang bang... I think he was retarded?..
Anyway... We used to yell "Bang Bang" And he would chase us down the street on his bike..
Whatever?

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Wow!
It's so funny how life changes!
I mean just 6 months ago all of us were writing non stop and we had fun doing it too! Now we barely talk anymore and we barely write...
I guess we all just got lives..HA! Boring ones I would have to say..
The peak of my evening would be watching the Simpson, family guy or some other show that shares my sick personality...
Ahhh... I went to the bar on the weekend and I got really drunk...
My girlfriends boyfriend played in a gay band and it sucked so we left that bar..
I wouldn't want to get too drunk and tell him what I really felt.. Or have him see me plugging my ears..






I got surgery 6 days ago and still can barely bend over to pick anything up..
So at work I dropped something about 6 times.. I would just stand there and ask my co-worker to pick it up for me... People who did not know my situation had to think I have her wrapped around my finger...



My friend named her kid Damian...........

When ever we are out and I say his name people look at me ( especially old people)
Like what the fuck??

I baby sat him today and he pissed on my floor 5 times!
The fucking kid is 3! He should be potty trained!
I think he is just evil, and does it on purpose...
He ran away on me today and I looked for him out side for 20 minutes....
I found him in the corner of the back yard playing with worms and he shat himself...
Oh I was sooo mad!
This kid is unlike any child I know at the moment!
I mean no ones perfect... But common!
Thank his lucky stars he is cute!!!!




My boyfriend caught my 6 years old son in his room..
He had made Damain stand in the corner and was hitting him with his inflatable spider man chair...
My boyfriend said that Damain had his face smashed in the corner and had a terrified look on his face while Bradlee(My son) beat on him with his chair...
I laughed...But as because I used my laughing as a defense mechanism..
Damain's mom says it's just because IM evil... But I mean who's the devil here?
My name is Amber....
Whatever?

Monday, June 20, 2005

I was just thinking about you so I thought I would stop by and say hi.
I got internet again but I just don't use it like I used to.
Life seems to get too busy and I have other more important things to do like watch my favorite shows...
My son got his booster shots today... One in each arm... And he took it like a man! I was sooo proud of him... I the way to the doctors I told him what we were going to do.. I told him that he would get a shot in the arm and it would only feel like a pinch... So he proceeded to pinch his arm all the way there say that it didn't hurt... When the time came to get the shots, the first one was okay.. He didn't cry... The second one on the other hand... As it when in I could see the look of disappointment in his eyes.. And even as the tears came down his eyes he didn't move and he finished without a fight.. I am proud of my little boy.. He is really growing up!


FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY
>
>Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
>party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
>Those who remained talked about their kids.
>
>The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
>successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
>Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and
>Now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
>his Best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
>
>The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
>joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
>become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
>owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
>friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
>
>The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
>universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
>construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
>something very Nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A
>30,000 square foot mansion"
>
>The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
>from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
>One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
>successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
>
>The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
>stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: "What a shame...What a
>disappointment."
>
>The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's My son and I love
>him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed and the other day he
>received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a
>top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

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