E-Mail Fun>> I can't remember if I have posted this?? But it's funny so what the fuck..

This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

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Happy Mother's day everyone!!
Soo for Mother's day I got a pedicure and manicure..Sweet... And the card my son made me was exceptional! For work I brought the one gentalmen I support to the graveyard to plant a mini rose bush beside his mothers grave.. While there and trying to0 find the accual grave .. We met a women who was doing some gardening at what turned out to be her son's grave..He died 10 years..He was run over by a train.. No one really know's what happened they just know that it was night time and he was drunk..He was only 18.. She shed some tears while telling me about it and I told her that it was okay because it is a hard thing to deal with.. And I told her about my baby.. She lent us a hand shovel so we could dig a spot for the mini roses.. When i returned she told me that it was nice meeting me and I told her the same...Nice lady.. Oh and her sons friends were still bringing him things like full beers and soccer shoes.. There was a hat there that was ten years old..it was wearing away.. So I planted the mini roses and I hope they live..Cause the soil is like clay...
I have a ton of stag and does and Weddings to go to this summer.. I need to lose some weight so I can buy a hott as dress for these occations.. I have been stuck at the same weight and I would like to lose some pounds..But I have no modivation to do so.. I have a gym membership that I pay for every other week and I have used maybe 6 times...

I am excited about Ozz Fest this year!! I wanna go forsure!!
NIN has a new album out and I can't wait till Trent comes to Canada cause I am there!!!

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